64. Gadzooks! Coffee

I’ve just gotten word there’s a short clip from a coffee game show pilot! on YouTube. The production values are a bit iffy, but I must admit I like the sponsor mentioned at the end.

59. Gadzooks! Wrestling

Just in time for the holidays — Ruthless Aggression and Pay Per View action figures!

Now kids can reenact the violence and mayhem of professional wrestling 24 hours a day in the warmth of their own homes (lead pipe and metal chair battling accessories sold separately).

Among the many figures available are 1. Super Crazy, 2. Ron “The Truth” Killings, and 3. Royal Rumble Melina.

And don’t forget your 4. Micro Aggression Crash and Bash Playset and Cage!

Looking for something with a more intellectual slant? How about the duo of 5. Leaping Poffo the Wrestling Poet and 6. I.R.S. (Irwin R. Schyster). Playtime doesn’t get any better than this!

50. Gadzooks! Kindness

Today is World Kindness Day. Drat! I had plans to be ornery today, so I guess those are kaput. And I see here on the Random Acts of Kindness Foundation’s calendar that it extends for a whole week!

40. Gadzooks! Nixon

The Richard Nixon Library’s online store brings new meaning to the word “puzzling” by offering an array of gifts and memorabilia that seem likely to amuse both friend and foe alike. It includes everything from a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle of a 1970 Nixon and Elvis meeting ($19.95) to a birdhouse replica of his boyhood home ($45.00) to a paper doll book of the First Family ($5.95).

Other customized Nixon items: yo-yo ($3); mug with a photo of Nixon bowling at the White House ($6); Nixon/Schwarzenegger keychain with the Arnold quote “I’m a Republican because of Richard Nixon” ($4); and much more, including golf balls, lapel pins, caps, mouse pads, magnets, t-shirts, playing cards, coin purses, and Christmas ornaments.