59. Gadzooks! Wrestling

Just in time for the holidays — Ruthless Aggression and Pay Per View action figures!

Now kids can reenact the violence and mayhem of professional wrestling 24 hours a day in the warmth of their own homes (lead pipe and metal chair battling accessories sold separately).

Among the many figures available are 1. Super Crazy, 2. Ron “The Truth” Killings, and 3. Royal Rumble Melina.

And don’t forget your 4. Micro Aggression Crash and Bash Playset and Cage!

Looking for something with a more intellectual slant? How about the duo of 5. Leaping Poffo the Wrestling Poet and 6. I.R.S. (Irwin R. Schyster). Playtime doesn’t get any better than this!